Here's a compile of real life stories of people who are literally SUFFERING at work. Try not to laugh :)

"Today, I misspelled a word at work. I am a tattoo artist."

"Today, a group of teenagers came into the Fred Meyer I work at. They each grabbed a cart and went in separate directions. They came back with five carts full of random things from all over the store, and then just ran away. Guess who had to put it all away."

"Today, I decided to take a lunch break, which is unusual for me. I came back to find a note from a coworker that read, "I accidentally spilled coffee on your desk and chair." He didn't bother to clean up the mess, but he did finish the note asking me to do some work for him."

"Today, I was walking and talking with my boss trying to make a good impression. While walking, the toilet paper I had shoved into my boxers to keep my butt from itching had rolled its way down my pants and onto the floor. Needless to say he noticed it."

"Today, I found out I was losing my job by the man they hired to change the name on my door. They didn't actually fire me until 3 hours later."

"Today, my boss fired me. A couple hours later, he texted me to ask me out on a date, since it would no longer be breaking company policy to see each other."

"Today, I got sent home from work for "being depressed". I work at a call center forcing old, poor, dying women to give me the last of their money for organizations and charities that they couldn't care less about. My manager told me I need to be more forceful, especially once they begin to cry."

"Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating."

"Today, it was my first day at work. I was being showed around by one of the managers, and saw a guy I had a one night stand with in September. I ignored it for a while, until she led me to him and introduced him as my boss."

"Today, my boss was giving a daily inspection at work. When he came up to me, he told me to tuck in my shirt because my stomach looked bloated. I told him I was pregnant, but he said "That's no excuse!""

"Today, I'm an electrician. I was rewiring the lighting in a woman's house when her son came in with his Super Soaker. Not only did I get mildly electrocuted, but the woman filed a complaint because I didn't finish my job and I made her son cry when I screeched like a girl."

"Today, I had an interview for a second job. The interview took longer than I expected, and I ended up being late to my other job. They fired me. The other job turned me down. Now instead of having two jobs, I'm unemployed."

"Today, I went to my boss' office to drop off a file. An alert sound popped up on his laptop, and I saw a backround full of pictures of me. I'm going on a busness trip with him tomorrow and he said the company would only pay for one room. He's 320 pounds."

"Today, I got back from Ireland after a 4 hour "random" bag and body search, right after security checked my passport coincidently. I'm half Iranian, but born and raised in england. I got fired from my job for being 4 hours late to work. So now I'm an unemployed "terrorist.""
Adapted from original article written by F*** My Life (http://fmylife.com)